December 2011
Shoes. God. Diversity. And Straight-Up Chillin':... →
thehoangrylife:
Today just doesn’t feel right. It’s as if this foul mood is attempting to bring us all down. But it’s most likely just the weather. But the weather, on top of the burial and funeral? Not such a good combination. Today was the last time we got to see Danny before they buried him. I just keep…
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underbean2:
Though I’m past one hundred thousand miles, I’m feeling very still, And I think my spaceship knows which way to go. Tell my wife I love her very much…
…she knows.
Ground Control to Major Tom, Your circuit’s dead, there’s something wrong. Can you hear Major Tom?
Can you hear me Major Tom?
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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
This is why I love Matthew Lewis.
Interviewer: What is the secret of broomstick riding?
Matthew Lewis: Being a girl.
Interviewer: Why should we see this last film?
Matthew Lewis: Cause i'm in it.
Interviewer: What is the hardest part of stopping filming Harry Potter
Matthew Lewis: Well, I need to find another job now.
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Tag team "Today" post:
Up ‘till now, my wit has allowed me to avoid any serious conflict with people. Even with normal stupid people. Sadly, there would come a time when people would be stupid enough to not even understand being told to “fuck off.” Also seems like I’ve lost motivation to continue keeping my cool. Path of violence it is.
