My name would be Ian. I like that name. I'm 18, living in good 'ol Texas. I just reblog random shit. I don't care how many followers I have, but I love the people who take the time to follow me. <3
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venusaurphobia:

Today’s look is: Midwest pop-punk teen overly aware that it’s Fall

vampirestump:

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     all text posts in october must be
              formatted like this

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tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

bombing:

attention passengers this is your pilot speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some heavy turbulence shortly so please strap in. this loser just bet that i couldn’t do a 360 barrel roll in this thing and let’s just say i’m about to be $20 richer real soon

seriousjones:

seriousjones:

when your gf writes you a sweet message on your bathroom mirror <3

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zustin:

when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

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